The Beer Joke

in BEER5 months ago

A BEER COMPANY was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the BEERS before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the Manager's office asking to be employed.

The Manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The Manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the Manager.

Now the Manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your URINE in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my friend was given the cup of URINE. He took a sip, turned to the Manager and said, "Female URINE, 26years old, 2 weeks PR£GNANT and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the PR£GNANCY"

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