Dear alcohol we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. You lied 😭
I saw the video we need to talk.
It was on a Friday evening and my friend had won a political position in school over the week. He invited I and few friends to come Merry with him, I couldn't turn down the request of a close friend and so I decided to join in.
On getting there we ordered for some suya meat and few bottles of Origin.
Orijin is a Nigerian alcoholic beverage which constitute 6% alcohol.
I was a bit adamant on taking the drink but then my friend told me its only 6% alcohol anyway and it wasn't going to do any harm. I felt safe by these words and decided to have a taste of what the Nigerian famous Origin drink tastes like. Just a taste and it gave me a bittersweet blend with flavours of African herbs and fruits, so crisp and chilled. I must confess it blended so well with the meat. And so I decided to have more and more taste of this crisp beer. Yeah from there, a bottle led to another bottle. Here I, am I couldn't believe I galloped 3 bottles.
It was fun as we talked and gist over the past events in school.
Little did I know how effective this 6% alcohol drink can be. And hey! Did I tell you it was my first time? Oh well it was indeed an unforgettable first experience.
After my third bottle I can recall vividly how I felt dizzy and was uttering all sorts of funny things like using 5$ to get married and build a mansion or how I said I was going to prepare a sugarcane soup for my crush(if only such thing exist 😭)
I even tested my mum thus :
Me: "mulm"
Mom: "What honey?"
Me: I think the egg swallowed my phone.
It was a funny experience, I miss placed my my lens. I gave out my all my provisions and beverages.
Worst of it all, I saw a tape of myself on how I really miss behaved.
So dear friends, 6% of alcohol might be okay for others but cause you to be an entertainer. Know your alcohol level.
🥂 Cheers.
This week of #BeerSaturday, I like to invite @k-banti to write a post about beer with min. 3 pics in any language
Shout out to some nice beers lovers @buzzbeergeek and @detlev
Kuku kee me 🤣🤣... Why you go drink 3 bottles. Well, I'm glad it was an awesome experience for you 😆. And I'm happy you misbehaved very well. If no you'll have been thinking you're a Man and Alcohol can't move you 😜
I'll humbly direct my invite to @belemo
Thank you 😂
😂 😂 😂 😂.
After you'd be forming strong person for WhatsApp street 😂.
Oya boss @belemo we dey wait you o 😂
Lol oya na. Make I read up the challenge. I love drinking beer.
Okay friend, I don hang boot o 😊 😂. Thanks for the Reblog.
You self dem dey mention beer you go add Orijin. Orijin no be beer but e still no be spirit, somewhere in between.
Stay safe bro... Know your alcohol level, na so Cardi B come naija come misbehave too.
😂 😂 😂 You don see am na 😂. Ke wey bin never try am before 😂. That was my first time o 😂. I sabi say you be strong person
Totally.
Yeah sure you'd be warmly welcomed. You'd have something to write home about from the taste alone 😂. Thanks for stopping by