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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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English:
You got counted. Good Luck !LUV !LOL
Deutsch:
Du wurdest gezählt. Viel Glück

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.

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