Unfortunately I have no certificate to offer, but your grand barge scheme sounds brilliant. No need to go looking for a blessing from those HR nutjobs. Your training included instant fluency in bargespeak so just use that to coax one of the empties to shore and load it up with customers and you'll be off to a great start. I'll take 10 percent.
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I tried making a go of it, but it's like -6°F here, and my sneakers froze to the ground before I got to the end of the driveway. After coaxing some of the local feral cats to lick my boots free of the ice, I decided that this plan will have to wait until I weave some snow shoes, or learn to control the weather.
10% of the reported profits sounds great, it's a deal.