Ridiculous wind. Utterly riiiiiidiiiiiiculous. So ridiculous that it makes ridiculous seem ridiculously ridiculous. Well attached tent though. That tent really is against that ridiculous wind. The tent despises the ridiculous wind.
P.S.
Thanks @otherbrandt! Space Cow Boi will now cover you from ridiculous winds. As long as you have your well attached tent with you.
So ridiculous that it permanently bent my tent poles. Three days of that nonstop barrage, no joke. Where was Space Cow Boi when I needed him? :)
!PIZZA
I think he was on another planet.