I'm not much into bird photography, those fuckers don't stay still enough and my terrible photography skills simply aren't up to the task of capturing a decent image. That said, now and then I see something I just have to capture and one such occasion occurred the other day when I was at the beach.
Walking along on the beach the other day minding my own business when I came across a very rare sight indeed; there were five eagles floating about in the shallows, and I thought to myself, I don't think I've ever seen such majestic creatures as the white necked-grey feathered eagle in my entire life and that they were so close plus floating about on the water - something they rarely do - well, I had to photograph it.
I took several photos but they were all totally shit.
This image was the only one that was even close to passable - even though it's also totally shit - and so this post contains a grand total of one shit photo. Putting my photography skills aside though, I think it's a momentous occasion for any bird lover because seeing the white necked-grey feathered eagle in the wild like this must surely be ejaculation-worthy. (If you ejaculated when you saw this image hopefully none got on your monitor or phone.)
That's it folks, a rare sighting of an even rarer bird; may all the bird lovers around the world rejoice and ejaculate.
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While they are indeed rare eagles, I think my one-legged eagle trumps them hands down!
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Oh my golly gosh, is that the one legged brown white-faced fat as fuck eagle?
I never thought I'd see one...now my life is complete and everything from here will be a fucken disappointment in comparison.
P.s. I didn't ejaculate in case you were wondering...was a close run thing though.
The 100% upvote is for the one legged brown white-faced fat as fuck eagle, not you.
My one legged brown white-faced fat as fuck eagle thanks you and for the record, I wasn't wondering.
You were wondering.
Gotta do the bait and switch, offer them food and get your camera ready 😅
Ah ok, well I've heard these particular eagles like stealing fish and chips (or just about any food) from people enjoying a bite anywhere near the beach. Lol.
I don't see these eagles taking a shit....
I edited that out.
Dude, when you post a picture like this that we can ejaculate on, tag nsfw for those of us who open it at work 🤣
These eagles of yours are too white, some Australian species? 😆
Work ejaculations are permitted, tell your boss I said so.
One
Birdin the hand... Errr?Two in the bush?
Something like that.
You never disappoint with those titles. 🤣
Lol...I aim to please. 😂
You did it! Captured the rarity and beautiful birds... never mind that it's a crappy photograph, you captured them! And they are there on the water as if nothing happened. What a beautiful nature. The eagles are majestic!!!!
Oh yeah, these eagles are certainly
seagullstop notch eagles.I know... I know... I know... .... I didn't say anything... watch out they steal the food!😂
Good thing the ejaculation thing is poetic in your words... eagles are very beautiful animals and they swim very well from what I can see.
Eagles are actually the second best swimmers of the animal kingdom right behind elephants.
yes, right... thanks for the information. 😅
Lmfaooo.!!
Just at the title. This has gotta be good. Hope it does not leave me "rode hard and put away wet.?"
What..? That is just a cowboy talking about his horse 🐎😂😂🐎
I better go read this post now...
Hey wait a minute. That is not an Eagle at all.😳
I want my ejaculate back. His name was Bob... He coulda been somebody. 😥
What? Not eagles? But...but...so many people who commented here seem to think they are.
You sure they're not eagles?
I did it too. Quick glance. Shot my Load. Named the baby after meeself...
But the afterglow was like. Waaaaaaiiiiittttt a minute. Eagles don't Float. You fuckin' got me!!
Classic Tho Bro. Belly Laugh needed going into layover night number #2.
I am unhooking now and bobtailing up the street to get a hot meal. Only a mile. I could use a good hike/walk
Buuuuuutttt... One does not simply walk the unknown southeast side of Tampa without Kevlar and his Bersa Thunder..😉
I figured I'd have a bit of a laugh and some of the comments have given me that.
I love me the sight of a prime mover without a trailer, always looks tough. Bit rough down in dem parts though? Getting thet way all over.
Here is a shit shot screen shot of mine from the FDOT highway cams awhile back.
Big wheels rollin'.
Bird watching has always kind of baffled me as well. I mean I get it birds are cool, and some of them are quite photogenic, but I can't see myself sitting for hours getting all chuffed about seeing this bird or that bird. To each their own I guess! Either way, it is a great shot!
There seems to be a lot of people around here who take it seriously for one reason or another, votes probably, but I am not one of them.
I guess the eagle is that bird that you can hardly see flying at the top of the photograph. I'll believe you....,
I'm sure there's an eagle in the image somewhere, or not.
I hope there is an eagle in the picture, I wouldn't want to have ejaculated for nothing.
Well, an ejaculation (ejac for short) is never truly for nothing right?
That's right, and good morning, I hope you are having a great day.
I hope you have a good Wednesday too.
Not that shit, but it would have been better if there was a little more light.
Nah, I prefer it to be shit.
Bird photography is difficult because birds are far away, move and fly away. It was a rare sight to see eagles swimming in the water, there was a lack of light. I like taking photos of birds.
Yeah, these eagles were annoying bastards.
Oh would you just L👀k at these "BEAGLES"
Eagles, beagles, same thing.
Haha, sorry that you couldn't get a decent pic. Nope, no erection here at all 😅
Perhaps try to frame your pictures. As in, get the scenesorta squared, by either loosing more background, like the sky, or losing more of the ground infront of you. Don't know if this makes sense, but my wife taught me how to frame a picture and it has completely changed my game.
Nah, would rather take shit pictures.
Oh yeah, these eagles are so rare that it's a great privilege to see them up so close.
Hey @galenkp check her account now
Cheers, reversed my vote.
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