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2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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I told my dad you should embrace your mistakes..

He gave me a hug
!LOL !LOLZ

Oh we like that one! Do you mind if we add it to our Joke Database?

Yes you can add this joke to your database

Your going to be famous with a joke on !LOL keep up the good work

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

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