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How about you just get me a menu. A printed on paper, plastic laminated, menu.

At Speedway gas stations you can't claim your rewards anymore without a QR code. You can still use your card to get discount on drinks but not to claim rewards. I don't have internet on my phone when I am outside the house unless there's wireless service provided, but then I am still not going to let them load my phone up with a bunch of stuff over a free drink even if they did.

Maybe a specially curated QR code for how your dressed and what kind of car you drive up in...

I rarely scan Q codes.

I am personified in your meme. Hairier, and better looking, but that's me.

Thanks!

Hairier is the only thing that could make that better looking. lol.
Tooooo spooky for me.