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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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@maccazftw, oh mate tell me about it. Been a hard thing my whole life, I've always wanted a bulked up body but once I get a bit of weight on I start noticing I'm getting puffed out going up flights of stairs, so I then start doing more cardio and feeling good again and bang, back to original weight.
Let me know how you combat the muscle loss, you would think if you do a run and burn 300calories, just eat a nice 300 calorie meal but that's not the case, it just burns the muscle gain and gives you that lean look ahhhhhhh 😅