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The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

@jfang003, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @servelle
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/8)

!LOL !PIZZA

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @jfang003
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/6)