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Oh, wow!! This IS an epic article, and we need not just one cup of coffee for this one hahaha. You talk about higher science for me ;D
LUFS ( wait, I have to repeat, not to forget what id LUFS ;D - Loudness Units relative to Full Scale ) is definitely a new term from me, well, all you write ( and be sure that I read it, but barely can understand the half of it) is kind of a new world, and I am just amazed by all the details you wrote here about the mastering loudness!

It will have one more read, so goodbye 29 minutes again ;)