A Badass Newbie just joined…

Naturized spaces capture my eyes every time, and that scene has never been left uncaptured except that I took about two years break because… my phone got bad. Oh well, you are right. I am not a digital-camera photographer. I’m way too broke to be able to afford that, so, yeah, I do mobigraphy (mobile photography), and mobile video editing. Meaning, CapCut, Inshot, Lightroom and some other editing apps have been my sweet pals since time immemorial.

I am a badass storyteller, (hence the name ‘storygoddess’), with an 80% sense of humor, even though I don’t look like the ‘humor person’, all you need is about five to ten minutes with me… or maybe a little more. I call myself a ‘keypad warrior’ because mostly, I like to chat with people than have a tete-a-tete conversation. Don’t blame me. Blame the keypad’s friendliness, nonjudgemental, and talkative self (in the real sense). I love to stay indoors than going outdoors because ‘outside is expensive’, noisy, and filled with mostly angry people. Well, it’s not them, but the economy that’s biting hard. Lol. Ermm, and my sense of reasoning is about… I don’t know. I just try.

Oh! Before I write too long, let me tell you that I do some PowerBI and Excel shits too with some Structured Query Language (SQL) and currently learning the father of all of them (python)… Simply, I am a budding data analyst, hoping to be able to barge into the crypto analytics world someday, but, for now, I’m just doing, road accident analysis, sales analysis and dashboards. Don’t worry. When I become a big gun in the field, you, my bosses, and pals to be will be the first to know. *Winks.

I studied animal science, but I prefer to be in the laboratories and behind the screen than be on the farm. I seriously do not have the strength for that, and that’s why I prefer the research aspect of animal science. Meaning that I love animals as much as I love humans, however, the wild ones are my distant pals.

Oh! I am a Nigerian, living in Nigeria, and eating Nigerian food. I mean, really good food. I can’t say I love to cook, because there’s a balance between buying and cooking for me. I do as much as I deem fit, but, when I cook, it’s always fire mehnnnn. I like junks as much as I like food, but I eat little of food, and more of junks. However, I prefer fruits to all of them.

My big brother @moremoney28 introduced me to Hive as a space where I can showcase my multiple skills, and exploring so far, it’s been fun. I look forward to letting you into my world of humor, imagination, creativity, and maybe recruit you into loving nature like I do.

Whenever I make meals, I’ll let you in on ‘my secret grandmother’ recipes. I remember my brother’s neighbor told me that my food aroma is just like his mum’s, and I think I might have some secret recipes that’ll make your foods taste exactly like your grandma’s. Don’t worry, they’ll be healthy ones.

I hope you enjoy the ride with me, as much as I would enjoy putting them out. Also, I look forward to a warm welcome.

All images are mine.