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The tome of wisdom? Yeah, totally stole it!

Um, no. It's my personal code that I've created. If you think I stole that, you need to check your soul age.

No...I stole it...Or at least a few stray pages that slipped out.

I think I've gone blind. I'm not going to say the Canadian expression here, so I'll say it this way...
I misread what you said, omg, I'm going blind indeed. I have no excuse since I'm fully awake and ready to start the day despite no sleep.

I'm fully awake and ready to start the day despite no sleep.

I got through my whole day today without waking up once. Was glorious!

How do you avoid running into things when you sleep walk like that?

I just bump into them. I'm made of granite to everything else comes off second best.