Haha...Good old Costco!
The only thing is man...I would only be able to gift her with half of it as the other half may, or may not, go missing in action on the way home!
To be honest, she doesn't get too upset about it all, I overstated that part I guess. We're in a position to be able to replenish the cashew nut supplies quite easily...She's more concerned about me smashing out all the cashews as they are less good for my health than the others. Bad cashews, bad!
Now you made me want cashews and some bastard ate them all last week!
Hahaha, all in good fun. Not the same in text as in voice. You have to draw it out for full effect... If you loooove her, you will buy the giant cashew box and take her along to protect them! Good eats.
She likes cashew chocolate; Maybe that would win me some nice brownie points? ...If I don't eat most of it myself. 😂