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You got me to look at his package...not cool...lol. But yeah that zipper would suck.

You fell directly into my trap! CHECKMATE!

Haha, yeah that isn't a zipper, it is a highly impractical solution to be honest ;).

That's okay. He has two, laser swords. Nobody will make fun of his ensemble.

Haha, you might be right dude!