My aunt Harroldine was mean as a snake. She hated everything and everybody except my Mom and me. I can understand my mom, everybody loved her. But I'm guessing in my case it was simply because I was an adorable fucker at least once in my life.

I got to be Harroldine's caretaker for about 3 years at the end. Not to misunderstand I was essentially her driver. Sorta like Morgan Freeman. She lived alone right up to the end at 91. A rare bird indeed.

The flip top on the toothpaste tube is truly one of mankind's greatest achievements.