Ahh I wondered where that disappeared to, this was my first art project at school, carved from a fossilized Neanderthals genitalia. My mum was so proud of me.
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Ahh I wondered where that disappeared to, this was my first art project at school, carved from a fossilized Neanderthals genitalia. My mum was so proud of me.
Lol...Carved Neanderthal schlongs...The most important part of any school curriculum. How proud parents must be when their kids come home, caveman dick in hand, saying look what I did mum!
So proud and she made good use of it, it's a manual breast pump which came in handy as she sold her milk to a local cheese maker well into her 60's (😱🤢🤮oh too far)
Haha...Breast-milk cheese..Hmm, a step to far? I guess it depends on one's taste in cheese...Or jokes! Lol.
I would prefer a bit of Cornish Yarg or a nice slab of Stinking Bishop, oh yeah we can name a cheese in the UK.
I can get much darker than my mothers breast milk cheese lets see what you bait me with next time:)
Cornish Yarg is awesome cheese!
Week six is yet to be determined...Will start thinking about it Tuesday. Seems like I can rely on your for something suitably inappropriate. Good! 🤙
Cool you know our nettle wrapped cheese, most don't, nutty with a creamy centre (the cheese not me)
Oh yes i'm starting to get the measure of you now, i'll try and step it up next time :)
When we stayed with our friends in Falmouth they made an awesome welcome to Cornwall dinner on our first night. We then chatter for hours after, watched Poldark and have cheese and wine. Four different cheeses with Cornish Yarg being one of them. Such a great night.
Don't hold back with your answers man, I'm an Aussie, and don't get shocked easy. 😁