I never took biology class serious in secondary school because I quite frankly didn't think I'd ever need it for anything important but this moment right here, while looking at this Sperm Cell of a Pharaoh, I've realised how wrong I was.
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School seemed like all fun and games until in later life you have to look at the Sperm Cell of a Pharaoh. Who knows what else you have missed out on...
I feel like I cheated myself out of cool shit
Can't wait to find out on the next weeks contest!
Lol...And here we go with the sperm them my brother seemed so eager to introduce to this message thread.
Pharoah sperm huh? Perfectly preserved and found in the sarcophagus of some 3000 year old crusty Pharoah mummy. Imagine the faces of those archaeologists when they dug this up. I wonder though, was the tomb of a Pharoah or some weird Pharoah-bukkake-party gone wrong?
They found the Pharoah with 600year old lotion, tissue and left hand on its dick. This revolutionised jerking off in the field of archaeology and was actually the greatest discovery since dinosaur fossils.
The discovery shook the entire world and was dubbed "MP" or Masturbating Pharoah.
Fun fact: This the motivation behind the MP given to members of parliament in the UK because they're all fundamentally masturbating Pharaohs
Lol! Love the reference to MP's...I think this goes for MP's and politicians world wide!
Sperm cell, lol...
600 year old sperm cell preserved for this moment
lol...600 years...worth it?
Sperms ages like wine...at least that's what I read
Lol, you must be reading some spooky books then. Are you a part of some mysterious underground group?