When I started reading the post, I was having this horror vibe and was guessing you'd joke at the end. But it was horror for sure and you were lucky.

So you were in the military. Still in there? Oh I heard its mandatory for every Finnish to join military if I'm not wrong, is it part of that?

Anyway, anything happened to you that you couldn't believe?

I almost set foot on dog tails multiple times while using my phone on the street. I'm damn lucky that I didn't; otherwise, I'd have to go for those multiple-syringed vaccines.