I can't tell you how many 'You need to take care of your toys or you won't have any' lectures I received due to my Tonkas ending up someplace that I no longer was at. Had to be the most common lecture of my childhood.
We didn't really have neighbors so ours were never subjected to fireworks. We just used liberated metal pipe as 'rocket launchers' and shot bottle rockets at our stepbrothers.
Got any antique recoilless rifles? That'd be just the thing to make any vehicle as fun as one of those old Tonka trucks 😎
Nah sadly no recoilless rifles just a few fairly Old shotguns. I think the Tonkas would probably end up breaking the sound barrier with the kick off them bad boys.
Bottle rocket launchers... How I still have eyes I will never know. 'Stop messin with that you'll put out an eye' That was my mommas favourite line.
Leavin your toys where you aint, that's a kids prerogative. Specially at the bottom of the stairs.