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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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Why doesnโ€™t Dracula have any friends?
Wellโ€ฆโ€ฆI hear he is a pain in the neck.

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