Haha what an entertaining post!
Taking 2 of the Weekend Experience prompts in the same post is next level. A vegan diet is a cruelty on the poor carrots and you need your leather shoes! Alcohol may not make me more sociable or attractive but I will take one for the team and take your drink tickets so you can be the scintillating conversationalist for the both of us.
Thanks for the offer but that wouldn't work for me. I need those drink tickets to get everyone around me drunk so they think I'm a scintillating conversationalist!:)