My dentist insists I should use an electrical toothbrush. I don't think I could manage that thing with my right hand, which is my wrong hand! Luckily, that thing lights up bright red when pushing too hard. Very annoyingly helpful.
Wanna know what's not very annoyingly helpful? Ok, I'll tell you then, spill the beans if you know what I mean, let the cat out the microwave and all that.
Teasing me with a miracle teeth massaging instrument and not dropping a link or anything. Ouch! That hurt my thumb.
Well I never claimed to be helpful! I use Oral B, but I think that's a Dutch company. So much for being helpful.
Did you know about this magical place called Google? It is like an encyclopedia, but more helpful and less outdated. It might even know about the whole electrical toothbrush thing!
Oral B is huge, I think they're everywhere. Ima look into that. They sound cool too. Jzrrrrrrrr.
Fun fact! Hey did you know Americans call it "Dutch" when we go out to eat somewhere and the table has split checks? How funny is that? Wasn't until we were abroad those years I realized everywhere else calls it "the American way" cuz everywhere else it's customary whoever gets their first gets the tab.
I remind my cheap ass bastard American friends regularly it's not a Dutch thing and they lied to us again.
Oops, the allmighty Google steered me wrong (or was it just tuned into me very, very well?).
I remind my cheap ass bastard American friends regularly it's not a Dutch thing and they lied to us again.
Haha, I did feel it was a little wrong to blame that all on the Dutch! Though to be fair, we do split the check afterwards a lot. Except for dates I guess.
Well thank you for clearing that up. Cuz them Israeli's, Syrians, Palestinians, Europeans.. good luck paying a tab with those people! If you try to buy your own meal with any of them, they get furious! Here in America split checks is expected customary. Why the hell it's dubbed 'Dutch' is a who'don'it.
That turn's always tough to judge with the fog and all.
Or the faucet, vanity light. But your dominant hand's gonna want to get in there! Gonna want to make one last sweep or just a quick once over.
Be strong.
My dentist insists I should use an electrical toothbrush. I don't think I could manage that thing with my right hand, which is my wrong hand! Luckily, that thing lights up bright red when pushing too hard. Very annoyingly helpful.
Wanna know what's not very annoyingly helpful? Ok, I'll tell you then, spill the beans if you know what I mean, let the cat out the microwave and all that.
Teasing me with a miracle teeth massaging instrument and not dropping a link or anything. Ouch! That hurt my thumb.
Well I never claimed to be helpful! I use Oral B, but I think that's a Dutch company. So much for being helpful.
Did you know about this magical place called Google? It is like an encyclopedia, but more helpful and less outdated. It might even know about the whole electrical toothbrush thing!
It's like a what? Encyclowho?
Oral B is huge, I think they're everywhere. Ima look into that. They sound cool too. Jzrrrrrrrr.
Fun fact! Hey did you know Americans call it "Dutch" when we go out to eat somewhere and the table has split checks? How funny is that? Wasn't until we were abroad those years I realized everywhere else calls it "the American way" cuz everywhere else it's customary whoever gets their first gets the tab.
I remind my cheap ass bastard American friends regularly it's not a Dutch thing and they lied to us again.
Oops, the allmighty Google steered me wrong (or was it just tuned into me very, very well?).
Haha, I did feel it was a little wrong to blame that all on the Dutch! Though to be fair, we do split the check afterwards a lot. Except for dates I guess.
Well thank you for clearing that up. Cuz them Israeli's, Syrians, Palestinians, Europeans.. good luck paying a tab with those people! If you try to buy your own meal with any of them, they get furious! Here in America split checks is expected customary. Why the hell it's dubbed 'Dutch' is a who'don'it.
That turn's always tough to judge with the fog and all.
I second that! Same for me!