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Β 3 years agoΒ Β 

Are you a good dancer yourself?

I dance like a retarded, drunken, spider monkey on hallucinogenic mind-altering drugs whilst slipping on banana peels on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean during a storm. It's not something one wants to see once, let alone twice.

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ OMG!! I was once a too dance among my friends but not with the help of some alcohol. When I get a little tipsy, the dance spirits fingers me to take the dance floor.

Β 3 years agoΒ Β 

When I get a little tipsy, the dance spirits fingers me to take the dance floor.

Well, when one is a little under the influence of alcohol one is compelled to make one's way to the dance floor...Here's a video I found of you doing just that. You're like, where's that dance floor!

πŸ˜‚ @mrenglish is this really you? Why am I not surprised? That's what alcohol can do to anyone that can't handle it

Β 3 years agoΒ Β 

That's him for sure. I took the video myself.

πŸ˜‚ He's a Nigerian and you're so not Nigerian... How did this happened?

Β 3 years agoΒ Β 

I move around the place pretty quickly...I don't have Peshawari chappal's like Abrarhussain, but I have Asics runners and they help me to run so fast that I can get from Australia to Nigeria in a few short minutes.

I had to do it that way back in the days. That's the only way I could get inspired to dance.
But not any more. I don't do alcohol anymore.

That's great, I don't like what alcohol do to people that can't handle it

It's too expensive both dancing and drinking or you just gave up on dancing hence don't need the alcohol πŸ™‚πŸ˜‡

I have given up drinking, since I did, my dancing instinct have disappeared.


But alcohol could make you do weird things.Ahahah. That's not mean, no no no @galenkp

Β 3 years agoΒ Β 

You sure this isn't you?

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I was shocked to see that some guys could be this drunk. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Β 3 years agoΒ Β 

Looks pretty drunk for sure.

There are a good few of these potting around the interwebs, they are ridiculous. I am just amazed at this dude's balance, like did he maybe train Neo from the Matrix? 🀣