I laughed out loud about the turd. There is a positive in this story - you chose the opposite path - with a lot of humiluty. However, I can well imagine that you are the life and soul of the party with your humour and stories. I am not a teetotaller but I do not like to drink. I could hold a glass in hand all night at a social gathering or none at all. It is just not my thing. I feel great the morning after too.

Great that you can maintain the vegetarian lifestyle. I just made a banana cake because the bananas became over-ripe. I realised after crushing them that there were no eggs. I was reminded of when I tried to be vegan. I proceeded and the outcome is super delicious cake. yummy

Great blog as always.