Haha! I can't promise that I'll take up a bible... But my dad is a minister and I grew up going to church regularly, and stopped when I became a teenager.
I used to frustrate my Bible school teachers because for homework we had to study a verse, to recite the following Sunday. I always chose to present first...

I recited the same verse every week.

John 11:35 "Jesus Wept"

Of course, I was never a teacher's favourite 😆