You know, I had every intention of putting some green crap and beetroot on there. Went to the fridge, and no baby spinach - and, we ALWAYS have baby spinach. I get it though, we're on empty-the-fridge duty at the moment. Then I thought, 'Ham and Beetroot?' and came to the conclusion that's not a thing.

Oh, I can't do cold - turn the heater on, would you?

I really don't know if I've got a heavy enough coat - honestly, up here near Port Macquarie just doesn't get that cold. I'm sitting on the couch in shorts - windows open, sea breeze rolling through.