You already are...
Creative
I just threw that comment out there trying to be edgy and funny...
Now several hours later it just sounds creepy and dark...
Ever get that writers remorse..? Or I laughed at the obituary remorse.? Or oops I made fun of that retard Corky remorse..? 
Nahhh... Me either. I still believe it is OK to joke and have fun...
Juss' sayin'... Can't make an omlette unless you break a few eggs. Can't be a loan shark unless you break a few legs...
Oh dude I toadlee (it's how you say 'totally' just before a new set of breaks in California) get writers remorse blank, too, but remorse regularly. I regularly wonder 'am I gonna regret this?'
Mic Drop...
Boom.!!
Or a Mick Foley drop... SRC