I double checked with AI regarding a fictional scenario about your glove box.
It seems that the real @galenkp is more creative than his fictional self...

"In this fictional scenario, @galenkp had a comically absurd amount of items in his glove box. Among the typical items such as car registration and a spare tire, there were also several unlikely items, including a plastic lobster, a miniature telescope, and a bag of fortune cookies.

As he fumbled around in his glove box, a rubber chicken fell out and onto his lap. He couldn't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. Suddenly, he heard a loud honking noise and realized he had accidentally hit the horn with his elbow. He quickly put everything back into the glove box, including the rubber chicken, and drove off with a smile on his face, ready for whatever adventure lay ahead."

I found it peculiar that it went for the tried and true method of a rubber chicken.
Universally, rubber chickens would be one of the least offensive comedic items.
It would be hard to fall foul of the law with such humour.

But it did make me smile. (While always a rubber glove provides a giggle)