although I am not a photographer either so maybe my opinion does not matter too much.

We should start a community. No photographers allowed.

He's going to say he took a macro photo of some sausage and then it turns out to be like actual breakfast sausage.

I do not need to be prompted like this. I can make it up for myself. That's what I do. :)

(G-dog grabs pen and paper and writes down good idea for later.)