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RE: Immortality and my swim to the centre of the Earth

in Weekend Experiences2 years ago

who doesn't like eating Brontosaurus burgers right?

Once you've eaten brontosaurus burgers everything else will never come close to the magnificence. They're a bugger to catch, you know, they're big as fuck and all, but once slapped between a sesame seed bun with some lettuce, cheese, tomato, red onion, pickles, tomato sauce and mayo...It's a simple matter of one bite at a time.

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Sounds delicious! Who would have thought that eating a bronto is similar to eating an elephant right? 😉

Damn you Galen, now you've made me hungry for burgers. For Fuck's sake...this is a craving I know won't just go away until it's satiated. You will be the ruin of my figure!

Bronto-burgers have ruined many a figure, so one must engage in some sort of physical activity to ensure that doesn't happen. You saw me mention communication in my post right? Well...and don't tell anyone this...but I was really talking about sex. Hush now, keep it quiet.

It's good for mitigating bronto-burger weight gain they say.

Hahaha mitigating bronto-burger weight gain...that's like the Heathrow injection but better lol.

I was picking up what you were putting down, I just wasn't going to give it away to all those that didn't 😁

I take my communication and bronto-burger weight-mitigation seriously, as everyone should.