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Normally, I'd say that we shouldn't ever key someone else's car, no matter what. But seeing how poorly they've parked their car, almost diagonally, and how big of an indent they left on ours... It's worth it.

I'd not key a car...The owner though...Probably. Lol.

Lol, that is definitely justifiable. It's not the car's fault that its owner is an idiot. Just imagine keying the fellow's forehead, it reminds me of Inglorious Basterds...

Now you're talking.