I'm having a threesome this weekend; yeah sure, twosomes are excellent and I love them so much but sometimes one has to have a threesome, they don't come along quite as often as twosomes but when they do they're glorious, exciting and satisfying to the very end and I'm always, always, compelled to get deeply involved.
If you're wondering whether I'm eager to begin it well...fuck yeah I'm eager, wouldn't you be?
That's right folks, this weekend is a threesome, a three day weekend, because Monday is a public Holiday for Australia Day which is the 26th of January - a Sunday this year - but being fucken awesome Australians we say fuck you to Sunday public holidays because that's a non-work day anyway (for most) and we hold the public holiday on the Monday instead! So...a long weekend and only a short four day week the following week as well...A double penetration win.
Anyway, it's not the weekend yet, I have to get through Thursday (today) and Friday first, but it's so close I can almost lick it...insert myself into it...smack dat ass...bend it over...rim-job it imagine what it's like to be enjoying my three day weekend, the first of 2025. The agenda is simple, make sweet love to the weekend get through Friday, enjoy Friday night drinks with the work teams, go the fuck home and get my threesome started!
It's going to be a moist...juicy...uninhibited...hot weekend from a weather perspective but that's not going to stop me enjoying it; I'm totally one hundred percent dedicated to fucking fun and enjoyment!
I'm not telling you about it all just yet, maybe in a future post but basically I've got the gun range on Saturday morning, a lunch with a friend of mine then getting prepared for a legit BBQ I'm holding at my house in the evening for a bunch of bad-asses and their partners.
Sunday...a little sleep in until 8am and then I'm making my girl an awesome breakfast before we'll head off a couple hours north to a place called North Beach which is hard-on inducing...sure to make you orgasm hard not to love and we'll spend most of the day there (picnic lunch as well) because that's what Australians do on Australia Day - go to the beach - before heading home for showers (the girl will have a bubble bath) and then...I'll not say in the interwebs so mind your own fucken business.
After that which cannot be said we'll have some dinner and settle in for the evening to watch some shows. Monday, we are meeting friends at the art gallery for a bit and heading to a cafe after and then some stuff I don't want to tell you about later. There's other stuff scattered throughout the weekend but I might talk about that at some later time.
Threesome weekends, those with three days not two, are something I look forward to as it always feels like anything could happen, anything'd possible, and it's actually true to some extent. I like to make the most out of them and to make sure what I have planned, or not planned, is going to give me what I need be it excitement, adventure, relaxation or otherwise. Long live the threesome!
Have you got plans for the weekend?
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You know what's better than three? Four. I have the Friday off as well.
Dang it, that is truly awesome. I tried to swing a foursome but too many other fuckers put in for the Friday...I was so focused on work I didn't get around to it...ok, not really, those other fuckers just beat me to it.
I am planning to do a ... severaldaysome around the March public holiday. Book that in now. :D
Great! I have a severaldaysome coming up in March too, my nephew @mrbonkers is heading down from Far North Queensland and I'm looking forward to that!
I'd like a severalweeksome, need one,but the chances of that are buckley's and none for this year at least.
I'm likely to head to Victoria in my new wheels. The focus is no more, I've got a shaggin' mazda 6 wagon now.
Oh man, the end of an era...and beginning of a new I guess. Off to VIC? Hope you've got your beret and white and blue striped shirt...you know what those folk are like. 🤔
Only if we get tickets to a conert I'm keen on. Otherwise I'll be stayin' home. New vehicle is a beauty, though.
All Hail The Threesome!!! Who doesn't love them? Dead people, that's who! You've got a nice roadmap lined up there, it sounds great and hopefully you come out of the threesome wore the fuck out lol
I have a feeling that come Tuesday morning I'll need another threesome to get over this weekend's threesome. Part of a threesome is a short working week though, so it'll not be far from the next twosome, only four days, and that's something to celebrate too. 😊
Wow, so many numbers😅....it's stressin' my brain cell😂
One brain cell...I like it, keeps things simple. You're a nutbag, in a good way like I am.
Want another number?
7
The number of hours left in my Friday work day. 😬
I can sense your excitement😜
3.5 hours now...but probably by the time you read this I'll be done. Yay!
nope lol
Working this one. So I am getting a different kind of fucked. Like one might get in a prison. I am doing a life sentence. Not enjoyable at all is what I meant to say.
I might be home Saturday night? So there is a light at the end of the tunnel. But right now I gotta catch five hours sleep. Get it thee fuk up for a 2 am Friday morning pre trip and a 4 am pick up. 10 am delivery. All that with no lube... Ouch!!
Working? That's shit.
Good luck for your weekend and the run, try for some time off!
You make me jealous with your fancy threesome coming up. I had to go check up my calendar to see when I could have a threesome of my own and the first one is a month away (22nd february to 24th february).
It's great that you have the event planned out with lots of activites so it won't go to waste.
Have fun!
A whole month before your next threesome? I'm not sure you'll make it but I hope you do because threesomes are awesome!
Hi Galen, Happy threesome and happy pornographic weekend!
I look forward to seeing those publications...
Haha, yeah I'll have to make sure I've got fully charged batteries in my camera!
I can't wait!🤣
It always feels good to have an extra day off after the week end - threesome as you say. Since no plan this year for outing ( because of kid's exam), I utilize them in garden.
Garden time is awesome and a threesome in the garden is even better!
I love that kind of threesomes hahahaha and yes, I have a very cool plan for this weekend, it's not a threesome, but it will be fun too hahaha.
Three day weekend's are good threeaomes to have. How about you, had any threesomes you'll admit to?
You're right, they are great for threesomes hahaha, and yes, that kind, I've had several threesomes in my life hahaha
Nice work!
Triple the time to have awesome time away, watch the blistering sun or threesome may become.... Well have fun!
Yep, and two is better than one when it comes to days off!
Enjoy whatever you decide to do, that me time counts....
Good joke. It took me back 25 years. I broke up with one girl and started dating a second one. And it so happened that the three of us stayed in the house for the night. It was May, there was a thunderstorm and lightning outside the window and we were one step away from something unusual :)
Hmm...well you've got me wondering if you three took that step.
No. We just enjoyed our vacation for those 3 spring days. I just remembered it for a long time.
Three days...see? Threesomes are everywhere!
:)
I am so happy for this trio!!!! You can't always have one and enjoy it hahahaha
Here too when it's a holiday on Sunday the holiday is moved to Monday and there are threesomes haha but they are not common either. Have a great time!
I think it's going to be a great weekend, I have some things planned that I love for Sunday and it has to do with art too, you know I love it. And other things I won't tell you about either....😂
Yeah, I reckon you've enjoyed your fair share of threesomes. 😶
Totally, I really enjoyed them, they are great!!!! But I'm not complaining about the duo😂
Twosomes are also good but threesomes can't be beaten...except by a foursome. ☺️
A quartet is already on a much higher level!
Delicious!
That confusion when you know exactly what's going on while simultaneously having no idea what you just read XD
Have a great threesome XD
Lol...Yeah...who even writes shit like this?
Sometimes I would like to have a twosome or a threesome. But I fear that taking breaks would became a habit. So I stay focused on blogging and don't take breaks. With that being said I hope that you will enjoy your long weekend.
I'm certain I'll enjoy my long weekend no matter what I do...three days off work in a row is difficult not to love!
What I like most about "threesome weekend" is that it makes the workdays in the next week shorter 😄
Indeed it does!
ufff, nothing more to add, Galen, so it will be mine but not a threesome, just a duo, but I assure you it will be moist, crispy and well moved like the waves of the sea 🌊 💪
Can I ask why you call me "Galen?"
I'm so sorry, if I changed your name Mr Galenkp.
I would never disrespect , not to you, not to anyone.
I just find it odd that people use that "name" for me.
Awwe tell me what should I call you and I will gladly... Galenkp
Sounds like a banger of a weekend. Hopefully it doesn't end prematurely before you get a chance to peak. If you happen to write a post about your BBQ, feel free to put it in my grilling and smoking community that I created. Or not, I know you don't always share everything. I'd love to see how a raging Australian BBQ looks though!
Have a nice time this coming weekend.
In the country where I live, there are ongoing protests against the ruling party and the president of the state, the dictator, and a general strike is scheduled for tomorrow in the entire country.
While supporters of the government will be at a rally in support of the government in a neighboring town.
So, starting tomorrow, over the weekend, we will have sex too, but with the state. surely it won't be as beautiful as yours.
How long it will last, we'll see.
Hahahahahah threesomes
You just gave me a reason not to embrace celibacy
Ok.
you're absolutely right. I never been so happy as when I was chillin with 2 super cute girls! 😎👌
It should be a good weekend indeed.