That turn in your tale was unexpected, it sounds like a beautiful place and who doesn't like eating Brontosaurus burgers right?
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That turn in your tale was unexpected, it sounds like a beautiful place and who doesn't like eating Brontosaurus burgers right?
Once you've eaten brontosaurus burgers everything else will never come close to the magnificence. They're a bugger to catch, you know, they're big as fuck and all, but once slapped between a sesame seed bun with some lettuce, cheese, tomato, red onion, pickles, tomato sauce and mayo...It's a simple matter of one bite at a time.
Sounds delicious! Who would have thought that eating a bronto is similar to eating an elephant right? 😉
Damn you Galen, now you've made me hungry for burgers. For Fuck's sake...this is a craving I know won't just go away until it's satiated. You will be the ruin of my figure!
Bronto-burgers have ruined many a figure, so one must engage in some sort of physical activity to ensure that doesn't happen. You saw me mention communication in my post right? Well...and don't tell anyone this...but I was really talking about sex. Hush now, keep it quiet.
It's good for mitigating bronto-burger weight gain they say.
Hahaha mitigating bronto-burger weight gain...that's like the Heathrow injection but better lol.
I was picking up what you were putting down, I just wasn't going to give it away to all those that didn't 😁
I take my communication and bronto-burger weight-mitigation seriously, as everyone should.