Ditto! Nearly spat my rooibos all over the laptop when I opened up your comment! I will leave the explanation of the bonkonometer to Galen. Let's see if his explanation is accurate. Perhaps leave the hot drink far away from the laptop....

As for the missing leatherman. You know for some of us it's a girl's best friend. Apparently it is also superior to the husband's leatherman although he still holds to his innocence pertaining to it's mysterious disappearance into the MAN draw