Hello dear.
I make reading your story and feeling like for sorry to your story. Not a worrying. I can come to a helping. Send to me $600 to connecting to my help line and then some happy is coming to you for making disappear all trouble. I make special offerings but please send me only western union. Is safe dear. I am trusting and loving.
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Sorry @riverflows, I had to upvote this one so everyone can see. Don't worry, I've already taken care of @xiko for you. @xiko, I just sent you $600 via Western Union. The MCTN is 308-657-7654. Receiver is Xiko, sender is Marty McFly. I hope your username is the same one on your passport, otherwise you will have trouble collecting.
Please make our dreams come true my friend!
You didn't send money to xiko, did you? :o
I am absolutely killing myself laughing @justinparke @xiko - I actually read this one just before bed last night and read it to my hubs. It was a perfect end to a shitty day, and I thank you both from the bottom of my heart. Absolutely priceless.
I must say, this is the first comment I've tipped ever.