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I consider myself to be a fish. Am I selfish then?

brother you're an awesome fish yourself hahahahah that's my answer heheheh !LOLZ

Also, I am a god - when I entered the DigitalCHURCH recently, I shouted Dibs! instantly. As I was the only god around (provably), I claimed it to be my place ;)

hahahahahah braaaaaaah that's a good one, you've made me laugh so much... You literally called dips on being a god there hahahahahah !LOZL

hahahahaja awesome man.. you're the god indeed brother

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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If you are selfish that means I will like to buy some fish from you.

Eaxactly... so important for your health.