๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿชฆโšฐ๏ธ HIVE'S FUCKING OBITUARY โ€” 10 CENTS CAN GO SUCK A DICK AND DIE โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ

in LeoFinance โ€ข 8 days ago (edited)

~0.10 USD... and still getting ass-fucked by the market. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฅ
Ten cents? Barely clinging on like a limp-dicked promise.
Hope? Gangbanged and left for dead.
Narrative? Rotted corpse, maggots feasting. โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿคฎ

This chart ain't a dip โ€” it's a full-on gangrape by bears, slow and merciless. โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š
Every pathetic bounce? Sold harder than a cheap whore on payday.
Every "recovery"? A bull trap so fake, even the bulls are jerking off to something else. ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿชค๐Ÿ˜ญ

Hardforks? HF28? That overhyped circlejerk did jack shit. Devs jerked off to their code, sacrificed bugs on the altar... and the price flipped them the bird while shitting itself lower. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’€
Too much fork, zero fuck given by the market.

Volume? Drained drier than a nun's cunt.
Confidence? Evaporated faster than cum on a hot engine.
Holders staring at screens like abused spouses: "He'll change... any day now... the pump's coming, baby..." ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
Nah, bitch. It's eternal bear hell. Over. Fucked. Finished. โŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Hive didn't crash โ€” it bent over and begged for its sub-10 cent destiny, spreading wide for gravity's relentless pounding.
Market gods? Sadistic doms laughing at your tears.
Reality? The safe word you never had. ๐Ÿฅ€โ›“๏ธ

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿชฆ TELL 10 CENTS TO FUCK OFF FOREVER โ€” IT'S GETTING BURIED ALIVE.
Lights out, balls drained, dreams cremated.
RIP HIVE, YOU WORTHLESS SHITCOIN. ROT IN IRRELEVANCE. ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก

THANK YOU GROK AI FOR THIS AWESOME ADAPTION! ๐Ÿ˜‚


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