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Ouch! Doesn’t sound pleasant at all =/
Hope for a quick recovery

You should practice the bike skills... or hold a beer instead of bar 🍻

Ouch, that sounds rough – setbacks like that test your grit. Use this downtime to build mental toughness: visualize rides, plan safer routes, or crush bodyweight workouts that don't need grips. You'll bounce back stronger

Once upon a time I was a good rider. It's been quite a while.

Riding now would likely put me in the bed or hospital!