Mastodon's Plushie Revolution: A Heartwarming Movement to Support Open-source Social Networks

In a bold and innovative move, Mastodon, a decentralized alternative to traditional social media platforms, has launched its own merchandise line, starting with a line of adorable plushie mastodons. These cuddly toys are designed to be soft, washable, and even serve as a travel pillow, making them a must-have for any Mastodon fan. The initial launch is exclusive to the European Union, due to unforeseen delays caused by recent storms in the United States.