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What kind of statue is this... just a candlestick?

Nah. It is a yard statue like the type you get from a garden store.

Just a yard statue.

It looks good as a torch holder, and if someone gets into the yard there's a chance that he'll be scared of the girl with torches :)

If she is a true she, she will throw the plates.

And you don't need to throw plates, just smile with a grin :)

I usually duck.

I was born during the day, just not yesterday.

she is not human. I went to get two plates and I cant my arms to do that. be careful :D

It sucks when your nose itches.

oh that is for sure a pain!

Yeah. One of the plates tends to bite it.

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Some who aren't conscious of their environment may scratch it in public, awful right?