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Coffee may be the one pleasure/vice that I will die with.

LOL is it a vice if it is still pleasure. Most vices are such because they turn on the addict.

It's all relative I guess. A pot a day or so is my current consumption. Has it or will it turn on me? We'll see 😀

It will do something. At a minimum, make you pee.

I already have that down pat.

Nature has a way of doing that. The question is do you get off the sofa first.

Or out of bed at night in time...