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with enough practice

It is always good to hone one's craft.

gotta become. Master bater

Mastery is a skill so few achieve.

if there's one thing I've mastered....

Yes you can, most of the party is at your home then...

Hmmm not sure my landlord would like that.

Might have to invite her.

If she is nice, do it. If not, there must be a niche for her also...

Definitely a niche...think big.

Let the 18-wheeler roll in!