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My brain's all hoppy as it is beer Saturday and I am sampling an ale that's really heavily hopped. Thanks for the compliment though ;)

That might help with the wittiness. Beer is a miracle drug....fixes a lot of what ails you.

It also manifests a great deal also, like scratches on car and prison cells.

Besides, it's our national beverage - we call it liquid bread in Czech. And in bars, it is cheaper than water. And I am not kidding this time, beer actually is cheaper in many places.

It is like rum on some of the islands. It is actually cheaper than sodas.

Sodas are overpriced (and often licensed) water loaded with sugar and some artificial dye. Water is still cheaper than rum there, isn't it? ;)

Been years since I was on the islands so cant say for sure.

Oh, is that you, Tom Hanks? Yes It's been a while! How's Wilson anyways?