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The dingleberries are there to add flavor.

Say licking yourself isn't the first thing you'd do if you were a cat..

Don't

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Well you know the answer. If humans could do it, men might never leave the house.

They definitely wouldn't want a woman around to take half their stuff..

#zerodivorcerateachieved

Isnt that the truth?

More if kids involved.

People perplexed why marriage rates going down in the U.S.

If a man could lick his owns balls.... think of the OnlyFans page he could have

And no woman to tell him what he could or couldn't buy with the money it made.