I feel like I am becoming a single-track writer.

Yeah, I feel the same. #quarantinediaries probably makes up at least three-quarters of what I’ve been posting lately. It’s been at least a month since I’ve written any fiction. Longer since I’ve written anything good.

No fizzy drinks, no cakes, no biscuits, and less than 1400 calories a day will do the trick.

I have an aversion to counting calories. It always seems to get in the way of !BEER

The mobile phone isn’t much better, a recent one being an automated message from ‘HM Revenue and Customs’ threatening me that if I don’t call this number I will be in serious trouble.

We have the same kind of scams here. Even though every piece of mail that comes from the Internal Revenue Service says that they will never contact you by phone.