Quite simply put every single account that I have searched for on Twitter was usually created in 2008 or 2009 and is now a derelict dead account. Except for @preparedwombat. You sir, stand alone, and your account still hasn't been taken on Twitter. Kudos to you.

Well, I had to go claim it. Wouldn’t want an unprepared wombat trying to pass himself off as me. I suppose now my millennial son will want his geezer dad to start tweeting.