Back in the 90s a friend of mine was driving a '67 Ford pickup. One day we broke down and a cop car pulled over and offered to push us with his car so that we could get off the main road and park on the side road.
He said, "OK, put your seatbelts on."
Friend: "Truck was made before seatbelts."
Cop: "Oh right okay then put your hazard lights on."
Friend: "Made before hazards."
Cop: "Huh. Well I guess that happens." 🤣