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If I don't return from an errand before my mom's spit dries up, there's a belief that my navel would rot.

🤣 that's funny. I had fear for the police for some weird reason and I always used that to scare me. I still do fear/hate the police, so I guess some things never change

Police are your friends dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's what I was taught in school, Why fear your friends?

my friend doesn't extort me or try to kill me. I despise the Nigerian police. I have been through hell in their hands for absolutely nothing.

ooo So sorry about that dear friend, The Nigerian Police makes us wonder whether that phrase is actually true. I hope the Government do something about that, the can't keep harassing people and getting away with it.

the government cannot do something about a problem they benefit from. That's a discussion for another day.

I believed India won Nigeria 99:1 in a football match and that was the last time they participated in a world cup tournament

We were all told that story as kids. Lol I believed it for a very long time, even down to my teenage years only to discover that it was far from the truth. How did this stories fly though?

That coconut water would make me dumb and I have to get to a certain age to take it. Turns out that man(my father) just did not want to share the coconut water with me

lol ... This is the first time I am hearing this one. They fooled you 🤣