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How many votes do you think Kamala will get when she personally orders the banks to take the loss? CNN will treat her like a saviour, and tens of thousands will start calling her St. Kamala.

I don't think I'm joking, either.

Edit: I am fully aware she doesn't have any authority to order banks to do anything of the kind, as are the banks and the media. Her faithful won't though.

OBEY AND THOU SHALL BE REWARDED

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